Shark Tank: Someday My Prints Will Come

From a newsletter I subscribe to:

Corporate help desk pilot fish gets a call from the manager at one of
the company's retail stores. The printer is giving an error message: Close back door. "I checked the back door, and it was shut," manager says. Try opening the back door and shutting it again, fish suggests. "If I open the back door, the fire alarm will go off," user protests, "and mall security will have to come to the store to shut it off." No, sighs fish -- please close the back door of the PRINTER.

(It's nice to know people like this exist everywhere.)