There's Always a Reason

Eccentric?

My new keyboard suddenly stopped working, user tells pilot fish. What kind is it? fish asks. 'She responded, 'I don't know what brand, but it's origami,' says fish. It took me about five minutes to figure out what she was talking about - she meant ergonomic. After I managed to stop laughing, she asked me, 'So, do you know anything about organic keyboards?'